I had cut my finger pretty badly, and so my boss had wrapped it up in a BLUE bandage so it looked funny, but it was okay enough for me to get on with work again. In a moment of boredom and us both not really doing anything in the kitchen, I’m looking at my finger and notice that my boss is looking at me, so I go; this looks weird, doesn’t it? And he goes; I was actually looking at your boobs.